coffee shop love story

literally the excitement could have killed her. 

he needed normalcy and every day life. 

she had a heart problem that was not aminable to high stress situations. 

he was just getting back from over seas. 

it began like an awkward date between friends of friends. 

she came to read, he came for the view. 

one our later she had her life in someone else’s hands on an operating table and he was showing her the hillside where his friends died.

that’s just how coffee shops are sometimes. or any type of place or any type of town. or people. 

she was not recovered physically but he was not recovered mentally, emotionally. it was a match made in heaven. 

they got married and loved each other deeply. people around them were better for their love. they had a hiccup when she could not get pregnant. then they met their son in an orphanage. 

it’s a sad story with a happy ending. you can have one too you know. 

Bring it.

The Sharks need me. I’m going to bring it. Right after I put on some pants. 

fuckyeahsharks:

smokeandacoke:

Someday, I too, will commission a perfect painting.

Holy fucking shit

fuckyeahsharks:

smokeandacoke:

Someday, I too, will commission a perfect painting.

Holy fucking shit

Maradona en sus propias palabras. Magnifico. 

I like the simplicity of this campaign. Feel Good Advertising at it’s finest.

It feels good to feel good. 

asher roth, put titties in your video and you got a fan. 

I’m going to miss JaMarcus. 

I’m going to miss JaMarcus. 

fuckyeahsharks:  SOLID !!! I guarantee Jay-Z loves the Tibs

(via itsjustgoldie)

fuckyeahsharks:  SOLID !!! I guarantee Jay-Z loves the Tibs

(via itsjustgoldie)

Cyndi Lauper “Time after Time” creates emotions…time after time

Standing in the same parking lot, everything the same except for the everything. 

The Dude’s dad abides in Airplane!

George tries to make “Afro-American” friends…

If this pillow were Gay and American, it’d be breaking the law.

Forgiveness is a powerful drug.

What if the world was addicted…to forgiveness?

Question: Would being addicted to forgiveness make you blabber all night and drink alcohol until your liver exits your body and says, “Please. Stop. I’m just an organ. Stop. Seriously, are you kidding?” 

Answer: Yes, forgiveness addicts would call and/or facebook the “wronged” at 4 a.m. and first apologize for “calling so late. I mean early. I mean early for you. But, late for me…” Then, the addict would burst into a plea for forgiveness because they blew coke off a piece of glass used for family photos while being interrogated at the “wronged”s apartment.  

(This forgiveness addict would start apologize to his liver.)

Question: Would actors star in bad movies just so they could apologize to their fans?

Answer: No. They’d star in bad movies anyway. But, after the bad movie their publicist would say, “He’s addicted to forgiveness, that’s why he made this movie. And that’s why he’s in re-hab.”

(Kevin was big into forgiveness during WaterWorld.)

Question: Would people get addicted to forgiving others for wrongs done to them?

Answer: Yes. It would become a social status type thing. The kids would start doing it, then the parents would “get it.” And pretty soon, you’d see heads of state apologizing to each other for stuff. The dangers of forgiveness are evident. 

( ” You know that guy with the two cellphones that kicked me in the balls when we celebrated Awareness Week at City Hall? I forgave him.”)